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LEVEL II · Apprentice · Baby Logistics

The First Six Weeks

A crash course in a job with no training, no breaks and a boss who communicates exclusively by screaming. You'll love them anyway.

15 min · Five lessons · Course certificate · Included in the US$5.99 program · Paid enrollment not open

YOUR FIVE LESSONS

  1. Survival Mode Is a Valid Mode
  2. Feeding, Whichever Way
  3. Crying Decoded (Roughly)
  4. The Advice Firehose
  5. When to Call Someone

Finish with a five-question exam and one small homework action. Four correct answers to pass; retakes included.

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